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The Trump administration's complete social media history with Iran set to music.
Trump is the Deranged Occupant of the White House. Enjoy this satirical journey through the chaotic timeline of the 2026 Strait of Hormuz crisis. From the first "decisive operation" in February to the "blockade of the blockade" in April, this track breaks down the shifting deadlines and strategic maneuvers of the current conflict.
Based on the real-world standoff between the U.S. and Iran. Following the breakdown of the Islamabad peace talks, the situation escalated into a full naval blockade. This song captures the "Art of the Deal" energy applied to modern warfare—moving from 48-hour warnings to 80-hour extensions, and the final realization that "no one even uses the Strait anyway."
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February 28th. We are beginning a decisive operation.
March 2nd. We will easily prevail.
March 3rd. We have won the war.
March 7th. We have defeated the enemy.
March 12th. We did win, but we have not won completely.
March 13th. We are winning so hard right now.
March 14th. Our allies should be helping us win this war.
March 16th. We do not need any help. I was just testing.
March 19th. U.S. allies need to help us open the Strait.
March 22nd. This is their last warning. I have given them 48 hours.
March 24th. We have decided to give them 80 more hours.
March 26th. The enemy is begging for mercy. They have given me a gift, but it's a secret.
March 30th. We will obliterate their power plants.
March 31st. We are willing to negotiate.
We are willing to negotiate.
We are willing to negotiate.
We are willing to negotiate.
The enemy is begging for mercy.
The enemy is begging for mercy.
The enemy is begging for mercy.
April 1st. No one even uses the Strait of Hormuz.
April 6th. Open the fing strait you crazy bhes or you will be living in hell.
April 11th. Iran needs to end its blockade.
April 12th. We will blockade their blockade with our own blockade.
April 16th. The press should be nicer to us and tell the people we are winning so hard right now.
We will blockade their blockade with our own blockade.
We will blockade their blockade with our own blockade.
We will blockade their blockade with our own blockade.
We are willing to negotiate.
We will blockade their blockade with our own blockade.
We will blockade their blockade with our own blockade.
We will blockade their blockade with our own blockade.
We are winning so hard right now.
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Produced/Written by: @jarue369
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