jarue – Page 9 – James True

When grass giggled

November 28, 2008August 28, 2018 Fiction, Writing 5

Simplicity came rolling down the hill yesterday for the third time. He plodded his way back to the top through a carpet of earthly

Snows trumpet

October 28, 2008January 23, 2019 Poetry, Writing 5

Can you hear the snow’s quiet trumpet? Its silent song serenading the gray. Cold flakes falling in the ballroom of winter. Gravity tickles lose

Memory’s tower

October 27, 2008January 22, 2019 Poetry, Writing 3

Oh memory’s tower, how long overdue is this inspection. Today, I behold thee, my monument to passing. You are my stronghold, my bastion of

Time’s big mouth

October 24, 2008August 28, 2018 Fiction, Writing 3

Time has a big mouth. You can see its crusty molars and old shiny fillings. Time flaps a tongue with bumps as big as

Holistic Handyman

January 20, 2008September 12, 2018 Comic 0

Dan the repair man knew, deep down, all this toaster needed was a hug. caption says “It’s okay fella”, as he hugs the broken

Vegetable Medley

January 15, 2008June 26, 2023 Comic 0

A talented asparagus opens the show with the theme song from Oklahoma except it is okrahoma.

Free-Range Tofu

January 15, 2008September 12, 2018 Comic 0

Three wild tofu hunks bask in the fields free to live their lives in a natural habitat before they are humanely packaged and shipped

Flash 3D Engine

August 9, 2007May 18, 2016 Code 0

Here’s a little ditty written in Flash for a laser eye surgery job i was working on. It’s my first hand-written 3d engine from

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Four horsemen rode into town

October 6, 2005August 28, 2018 Comic 0

Four horsemen rode into town. All wearing suits on the subway. One horse is reading the newspaper. Subway car window is the frame.

Books on Tape

October 5, 2005June 26, 2023 Comic 0

Books on Tape, from Moby Dick, “Call me Ishmael”.

Trophy Wife

September 29, 2005June 26, 2023 Comic 0

A man sits in a chair in front of three stuffed heads framing a fireplace. One head is the man’s wife. Caption reads: He

Alien vs Predator

September 26, 2005August 28, 2018 Comic 0

Alien vs Predator, in a court of law. This time, the Predator is the prosecuting attorney. He’s ready for the trial too. Alien looks

The Dark Side of the Moon

September 21, 2005August 28, 2018 Comic 0

The rather Dark Side of the Moon. Moon walks into a drug store demanding pills as he holds a pharmacist at gun point. Moon

Where’s Waldo

September 21, 2005June 26, 2023 Comic 0

In this toon, Waldo meets Pulp Fiction’s The Gimp. Waldo sits in a cellar with the Gimp behind him. Waldo has a ball gag

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

September 19, 2005April 13, 2017 Comic 0

Is your refrigerator running? A play on an old phone joke long before caller id. In this toon a refrigerator hides in an alley.

Flash Communications Server Bible

June 1, 2004May 18, 2016 Code 0

Wiley Publishing asked me to contribute three chapters and write sample code for their book Flash Communications Server Bible. My chapters walked the reader

Wire Dancer

May 22, 2001May 18, 2016 Hardware 0

I only have a photo of this prototype.This is hand-twisted wire and the piece measures roughly 30″ in height. I did a couple of these

Stone Tower Fountain

October 21, 1999May 16, 2016 Hardware 0

A marble drilled stone tower sitting inside a poured half-sphere base. For Page 84 of Lark Books Tabletop Fountains book 1999 Asheville, NC. Marble

Crete Circle Fountain

October 1, 1999May 10, 2017 Hardware 0

This stone circle fountain was also featured in Lark Books 1999 book Tabletop Fountains. Fountain was cast in Asheville, North Carolina. Ingredients include refrigerator

The Sit-N-Spin

June 11, 1998May 16, 2016 Hardware 0

Built in Asheville, birthday gifted to Zach from Cynthia. ingredients: industrial wire spool, shopping cart wheels, volkswagen steering wheel column, left over paint. sitnspin,